Hold onto your hats, kids. It's another edition of Friday Fluff

I had so much fun with Friday Fluff last week that I joined LucidLotus and SeekingElevation again on this weeks quest for answers to very important questions. Here we go:

If a blind woman/man started hitting on you, what would you do?

Let them know that I’m married (and very much in love) and therefore not interested in as nice a way as I could.  This would be the case with anyone, not just a blind woman/man
 

If your dog peed on your crushes leg, would you be embarrassed?

For the dog or my “crush”?
 

If you had to choose what your mother would wear for the rest of her life, would you?

No, it keeps our relationship calmer if we don’t discuss the clothes we wear … I’m serious.
 

If your best-friend told you that she was going to get a new haircut, that you thought was ugly, would you try to tell her not to?
Usually my friends and I don’t talk about what haircut we’re going to get, it’s more like we see the new haircut after it’s been cut. There’s no turning back then.  

Do you believe in abortion? Why or why not?

Hmmmm… is this like do I believe in elves or gnomes?
 

If you were outside and a red car drove by and started shooting up your block while little children were playing outside, would you save the children if it meant possibly killing yourself?

Yes, but only if it’s a red car.
 

If you were walking on the street and you saw a homeless man sitting on a cardboard box, would you give him some money if you had just gotten your paycheck? Or would you keep walking?

I think it depends if I have cash on me or not.
 

What would you do if you found out your best-friend stole one of your mom's diamond necklaces?

Okay, first of all, I don’t think my mom has any diamond necklaces. Also, why is my best friend hanging out at my parent’s house?  I don’t live there.  Really. Is there something I should know about?

If you had a chance to make $200, only, buy stripping for truckers on a corner, would you?

Okay. Wait. Am I selling “stripping” or buying “stripping”? And why would someone strip on a corner?
 

If you get into a fight, or think you might, do you throw the first punch?

It depends, am I getting into a fight with a trucker who I’m either buying or selling “stripping” to?
 

If yes, did you know that if you throw the first punch and they person you hit would call the police, you could get a big fine, or arrested?

I did not know that. I totally do not watch TV and did not see that on every crime drama out there.
 

Would you smoke if it meant getting $30, or do you smoke anyways?

First of all I must say that I’ve got some serious asthma issues. So, you want me to possibly mess up my lungs more, most likely give my daughter something from breathing in 2^nd hand smoke AND deal with that awful smell all day? I can get all that lovely stuff and get $30?
 

What would you do if somebody that you didn't know mentioned something about possibly killing themselves?
In all seriousness: Since I am an ex-therapist/social worker, I would feel more than a bit compelled to make sure that this person was safe. Meaning: I would most likely tell a social worker, police officer (etc.) who would be able to take the appropriate steps to bring this person to the hospital for a suicide evaluation. 

Would you run down the street naked if it meant earning $150?
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. …no.

Do you consider yourself daring? Tell me of one experience that would prove that you are daring.
I don’t know. But I do know that I consider myself old or at least in need of glasses since I thought the question read: Do you consider yourself darling?

If the war in Iraq, became an actual war where America was fighting against Iraq, would you join to help our nation?
Well, I think it depends on what the war was about.

Do you speak your mind? Or do you just keep it to yourself?
I think I’ve answered this question throughout the questionnaire.

Would you ever join a gang because you liked the way that they protected their members and the members families?
It’s not worth it, man. It’s not worth it.

If you had a chance to go speak to troubled kids, maybe like yourself, and help turn their lives around, would you?
Who are you calling a kid?

(In all seriousness: see the above answer about me being an ex-therapist/social worker. That was my job, dudes.)

When it comes down to it, do you think you should get more respect or should your family?
Everyone deserves more respect... or at least more understanding.

This weeks Friday Fluff comes from this lovely questionnaire: Quizopolis Survey 6130